Roll up, roll up to enjoy (or not) the latest
unnecessary remake from Hollywood. Off the rank this week is Total Recall, an
update on Paul Verhoeven’s effort from 1990. Say what you want about Verhoeven’s
effort, at least it had the guts to set its stall out to say what it was and
moaners be damned. This new production from Len Wiseman is powder puff in the
extreme and some decent CGI can’t mask the fact that this follows the path of
most of the recent reimagining’s or later entries of franchises that first
showed their hand in the late 1980’s / early 1990’s. i.e. that of taking
something that was dark, brutal and thrilling and compromising on it in order to
get a lower certificate at the box office and more takings from unsuspecting
punters. Despite a few tweaks this isn’t too dissimilar plot wise from
Verhoeven’s film. This time out though we have Colin Farrell in the lead role as
Douglas Quaid, a factory worker who visits a company that implants fake memories
into people of lives they would preferred to have led. However, something
appears to go wrong with Quaid’s treatment and he suddenly finds himself accused
of being a spy and he goes on the run from shadowy forces (which include his
wife Lori (Kate Beckinsale)), whilst being aided by a mysterious woman played by
Jessica Biel. Despite looking good, the film is soulless and devoid of thrills.
Wiseman is a mediocre director at best so I can only assume that he got the gig
because a) he was cheap and b) his films are the text book definition of style
over substance. The biggest irony of all is that Wiseman (and screenplay writers
Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback) have tried to counter balance the main accusations
put to Verhoeven's film (that of its crunching violence and its less than
charming portrayal of women), but have completely missed the point that it was a
satire. So in this film we have a virtually bloodless world meaning the fight
scenes come across as tame and terribly choreographed. On the female front we
now have two women pushed into supporting roles, but they’ve both completely
non-descript (they even look and dress alike!) and Beckinsale proves once again
she can’t do anything apart from stand around and look hot. They’re not the only
ones with no character development though as the films chief villain (played by
Bryan Cranston) is so underwritten he only appears for what must amount to less
than a few minutes screen time. Farrell fares slightly better in the lead role,
but this is further proof that he’s great in low budget films, but struggles
when it comes to these types of blockbusters. This could have been much improved
if Wiseman, Wimmer and Bomback hadn’t taken it all so seriously and had thrown
in some tongue in cheek humour, although watching Farrell (mid 30’s) and
Cranston (mid 50’s) go at it in a smack down does at least provide some
unintentional guffaws.
The OC Film Sting Final Verdict
Not the worst remake ever, but still an
unnecessary one. A waste of your time and money if you do see it and there’ll be
no Rekall Incorporated waiting to help you out afterwards, either. Rating:
5/10.
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